My next post will be a recap, but...

...I just had to tell you all that my procrastination was worth it. While you were off, cursing me for not updating this blog quite as often as I should, I wrote a novel. A fucking novel. See, look!

Thank you, thank you. I am quite proud myself. My one goal in life has been achieved, so I guess I need to set myself another one, or I could stop now and die accomplished. Not sure which one I want yet.